Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.

Troy

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What are you, the trout police? Because if you are, you're legally bound to tell me, or else it's entrapment.

Sullivan

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I believe that the good Lord made Chang, Chang. Kevin is a choice.

Shirley

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I'm gonna go get a sandwich, which, unlike "changnesia," is real.

Jeff

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Thank you, Pierce Hawthorne, for your special blend of playful racial humor and genuine thoughts on Geraldine Ferraro.

Dean Pelton

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I first met Chang when I hired him as a Spanish teacher at Greendale. Then he became a disgraced student, a psychopathic music major, a homeless vent dweller, a security guard, keytarist, power-hungry war lord, and, now, Kevin. It's sad to see him like this. Well, it's mixed. He was pretty terrible before.

Dean Pelton

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