Community Season 4 Episode 9: "Intro to Felt Surrogacy" Quotes
We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!Troy
So this is how Greendale graduates end up--as transient mountain men. Not as bad as I thought.Jeff
What happened is between us and Jesus. And Jesus don't snitch.Shirley
Shirley: See? Prayer works.
Britta: So does gravity, Shirley.
Shirley: And you know who invented gravity, right?
It's puppet therapy. The psychology world has recently embraced it after seeing it on "Law & Order."Britta
Are we just gonna avoid eye contact forever? What are we, Jeff during sex?Britta
Who's holding? I have four berries, but I'm saving them for "Laser Floyd."Britta
This awkward silence has been going on for days! Granted, Jeffrey looks amazing when he broods, but this has got to stop!Dean