Dear God, my movie is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen in my entire life... I've got a real 'Snakes on a Plane' brewing.

Abed

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• Added: October 22, 2010

Did you just scripture me, Muslim?

Shirley

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• Added: October 22, 2010

If farts are fair game, so is God.

Duncan

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• Added: October 22, 2010

Ice cream is everywhere, but never on your thighs.

Troy [on heaven, rapping]

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• Added: October 22, 2010

Jeff: I'm Pierce Hawthorne's emergency contact.
Woman: So, you're here to pick him up?
Jeff: I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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• Added: October 22, 2010

I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed.

Britta

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• Added: October 22, 2010

C'mon, Charlie Kaufman. Some of us have work in the morning!

Shirley

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• Added: October 22, 2010

He was like E.T., Edward Scissorhands, and Marty McFly combined.

Abed

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• Added: October 22, 2010

Shirley: The Bible has been called the greatest story ever told.
Abed: Ben Lyons said the same thing about I Am Legend.

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• Added: October 22, 2010