Community Season 3 Episode 15: "Origins of Vampire Mythology" Quotes
Annie subdue your guest.
Abed
I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.
Jeff
So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?
Jeff
How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
Pierce
Left unintended I will do him like a crossword.
Britta
I need help reacting to something.
Abed
She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone!
Troy [about Britta]
She's whipped by an imaginary douche!
Annie
Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?
Shirley [to Jeff]
No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
Jeff [to Britta]
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.
