Community Season 1 Episode 2: "Spanish 101" Quotes
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes
Hey Abed, real stories -- they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different, right?
Britta
You do this thing with your face when you're trying to be funny that forces people to think about how cool you are. It's very distracting
Pierce [to Jeff]
Britta: That was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless, so I'm impressed
Jeff: How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot with you?
Britta: Cause a smart man like you would know that no woman in that class would be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again
Senor Chang: Why are there costumes? These are supposed to be short conversations, they're not supposed to.
Jeff: Take your breath away?
Britta: I was a little too harsh on you, I'm not perfect
Jeff: I am, I'd be happy to show you the ropes
The woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid. This my chance to show her I care enough to act like I care about it too
Jeff
Britta: What can i do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piniata
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from
Annie: Poignant
Britta: this cause is really important to me
Annie: Are you saying we're not allowed to protest? Britta, you sound like Guatemala
Shirley: Sounds like someone has the case of "someone likes to use fringe politics to make themselves feel special but doesn't want to do anything"-itis
Pierce: Let's have one drink before we work ... to the empowerment of words
Jeff: To the irony of that sentence
Pierce: I can't have children. I'm not sterile. In fact, it's a rare condition they call it hyper virility. Apparently my sperm shoot through the egg if you can believe it
Jeff: I can't, but you can, so that's fine
Come on, hands people! It's 90% of Spanish
Senor Chang
