I don't really know how girlfriends work, but I don't think you have one any more.

Anthony

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You're gonna open it? You do realize that nothing good has ever been found in a vent?

Shirley

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Shirley: Why are there books in the an air vent?
Jeff: Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale!

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Annie: That's why Abed is like a brother to me. You guys are so alike.
Abed: I can't accept that based on one time machine story.

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You're like ice cream cake out there--overkill.

Abed

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