Community Quotes
Pierce: My name is Pierce Hawthorne, and yes, that's Hawthorne as in "Hawthorne Wipes," the award-winning most towelette.
Jeff: I was just gonna ask.
Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind.
Jeff
Sexually harassing? That makes no sense to me. Why would I harass someone that turns me on?
Pierce
There's a guy trying out for the track team that is older than the game of poker.
Jeff
I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.
Jeff
Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.
The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.
Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?
The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.
Jeff
