Community Season 3 Quotes
I used a pneumonic device. "Kevin Come Over For Gay Sex."
Pierce
Annie subdue your guest.
Abed
I just wanted to see what the deal is. And obviously the deal was he's a dirtball and Britta hates herself, voila.
Jeff
So what Britta you're in love with a guy named after a kickboxing vampire movie?
Jeff
How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
Pierce
Left unintended I will do him like a crossword.
Britta
I need help reacting to something.
Abed
She was born in the 80s, she still uses her phone as a phone!
Troy [about Britta]
She's whipped by an imaginary douche!
Annie
Why do you wanna know the secret to making a woman psycho?
Shirley [to Jeff]
No woman, none of us have to go to anyone. And the idea that we do is a mental illness we contracted from breath mint commercials and Sandra Bullock.
Jeff [to Britta]
We can't keep going to each other until we learn to go to ourselves. Stop making our hatred of ourselves someone else's job and just stop hating ourselves.
Pierce Hawthorne takes Troy's side, citing that Abed is weirder and more foreign.
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