Community Season 3 Quotes
You are so emotionally closed off in bed to the point that one time I didn't come up because I couldn't find good enough parking.
Britta
If you have anything else do say, say it in a high-pitched voice while walking backwards.
Troy
Abed is a magical elf-like man who makes us all more magical by being near him.
Troy
Aviators. Final boarding call, Beefcake Airways.
Jeff
Thank you, sir. You won't regret this unless I rise up against you.
Chang
I don't know who told you that pouting was an option with me, but all you're making me feel is a hatred for Renee Zelweggeer.
Dean Pelton
Dean Pelton: If you had hit a small student, they could have died.
Chang: I wouldn't do that. I have a heavy flashlight for them.
I refused to give Santa a Christmas List because I didn't want to depend on a man for anything.
Britta
Jeff: Do you even know what an analogy is:
Britta: It's a a thought... with another thought's hat on.
I've loved you since there was only one Soviet Union and one Damon Wayans.
Andre
Will someone please call all the ambulances?
Pierce
Annie: The "Webster's Dictionary defines" intro is The Jim Belushi of speech openings: it accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps on using it, and no one knows why.
