Community Season 3 Quotes
Shirley: My problem with the Glee club is that their conveniently secular music rejects the reason for the season, JC.
Britta: Penneys?
Shirley: Jesus, Britta.
Britta: Sorry! Jon Cryer?
Oh please, not liking Glee club doesn't make us bullies and implying that is reverse bully-ism!
Jeff
Pierce! They're just trying to pander to your demographic's well-documented historical vanity. Resist!
Annie
That's what worries me about this guy, he's equal parts Hanson and Manson.
Jeff
It was almost like being on ecstasy, only that instead of having pointless conversations and dancing like idiots...wait, it was exactly like being on ecstasy!
Britta
Glee! It's a feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get into its pants!
Mr. Rad
And to think I let him captain my magic carpet in my dream last night.
Dean Pelton
Look Abed, you know I'd do anything you did, but I'm a Jehovah's Witness, we're not supposed to celebrate Christmas.
Troy
The Glee club is at Westside Hospital recuperating from a collective nervous breakdown.
Dean Pelton
Merry Christmas everyone. The Glee club just became the History club.
Jeff
Annie: I'll be at the movies with my Bubby.
Troy: You're not taking both of them?
Annie: Well one's dead.
Troy: WHAT!
Have I ever pretended to shoot a guy in front of you to teach you about gun safety?
Policeman [to Annie]
