Community Season 4 Quotes
Evil Troy: I've been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?
I passed all the classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.
Troy
Abed: "The Cape" was cancelled.
Evil Abed: Not here--they've re-tooled it for cable and it's awesome. Wanna see it?
Abed: Desperately.
I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus, your arm makes a noise every time you move it.
Abed
Jeff! It's bad luck to see the graduation before the graduation!
Annie
Britta: When's the graduation ceremony?
Jeff: Never. It's community college. You send in some papers and they stop charging you.
Well, it's official--it's on a banner.
Jeff
Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a Lifetime movie?
Jeff
I've spent almost four years here, growing and changing and making dioramas.
Jeff
I thought pushing that woman's head through a jukebox would make me feel better, but I'm just out $54...and a marriage.
Shirley
I know you're all wondering how I do it. How do I balance straight A's, extracurriculars, and Israeli folk dancing every Friday night?
Annie
Abed, we don't have origin stories, we have lives. At least...yup, just me.
Jeff
