Community Season 4 Quotes
Holy makes-complete-sense-at-this-school!
Jeff
Britta: So you just left your section blank.
Jeff: No, of course not! I copied and pasted the lyrics to "War (What Is It Good For)."
Jeff: It's Macallan 18. I like to serve it neat, if that's okay with you.
Professor Cornwallis: What, in America? Don't you mix it with cherry pop or Monterey Jack cheese?
You ruined Christmas dinner so that you could be crowned the smartest person at the dumbest school?
Jeff
John McClane's tank top! You're getting really good at Christmas, Troy.
Abed
This is amazing, and possibly in real time!
Abed
Seeing as you saved me from my annual Christmas tradition of plum pudding, roasted goose, and updating my suicide note, I suppose that I could give you a C...plus.
Professor Cornwallis
We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!
Troy
So this is how Greendale graduates end up--as transient mountain men. Not as bad as I thought.
Jeff
What happened is between us and Jesus. And Jesus don't snitch.
Shirley
Shirley: See? Prayer works.
Britta: So does gravity, Shirley.
Shirley: And you know who invented gravity, right?
It's puppet therapy. The psychology world has recently embraced it after seeing it on "Law & Order."
Britta
