Coroner
Sundays 9:00 PM on The CWCoroner Season 1 Episode 3: "Scattered" Quotes
Jenny: I have a son.
Amanda: Is he cute?
Jenny: He has a boyfriend.
Amanda: Then he is cute. And probably funny too.
Ross: I totally stanned him. Um, yeah, "Love the book. Save the world dude. #thankyoufornotwritingaboutzombies."
Jenny: Okay, just um, stop it. And don't ... just un-stan him. Or if he responds, don't stan back.
Ross: Okay. That's not how you use the word stan though, but ...
I've never met a coroner before. I thought you'd all be old and creepy. Sorta like I thought all detectives would have trenchcoats and drinking problems.
Lucy
Matteo: Are you depressed?
Ross: Obviously.
Matteo: All right, so let's go for a run. Or a hike. Or swim, in that stream you got.
Ross: Yeah? And then let's do push-ups, sit-ups. Trig homework. Biology. World History. Undergraduate Studies, and then years and years of med school after that. You know, my dad did, and now he's dead. So I don't really see the point.
Matteo: So, do nothing, then? That's it?
McAvoy: Okay. Computers and a really bad cut. Do you have anything more to link the two?
Jenny: William Webber died the same night that Gideon Kamau went missing.
McAvoy: Okay. That's more.
Loni: I convinced the department to pay for him and his wife. Oh my god, his wife? How is she?
Jenny: Not great.
Loni: Understandable. Considering the police tried to make her believe he was a thief.
Jenny: A thief?
Loni: The night he disappeared there was a robbery.
Jenny: And what was taken?
Loni: Obsolete computer equiptment from the storage room.
Jenny: We have five minutes until Dr. Kamau's class.
McAvoy: You don't have to be here at all.
Jenny: Yeah, well, I wanna be.
McAvoy: Technically, you're doing my gig.
Jenny: Karmically, I'm here for the wife. The lab called last night with DNA results. I was on the phone for over an hour listening to her cry.
McAvoy: Next time, finish dinner, then call.
Jenny: The only reason she's still in Canada was because she thought you were going to find her husband alive.
McAvoy: We looked for him.
Jenny. Not hard enough. You screwed up.
Matteo: Loving the house, Jenny. Well, it's embracing nature's elements.
Jenny: You're a liar, Matteo.
Ross: No, I think he's actually enjoying it.
Jenny: Mrs. Kamau, would you tell m why you thought your husband would have been kidnapped?
Daraja: Do you know what my husband's job is?
Jenny: He's a Professor. He works with computers.
Daraja: No. He's a hero, who used computers to better connect marginalized communities in Africa. Not everybody was a fan of his mission. There were many threats. Then he gets invited here, to Canada, to come and teach idiot students how to replicate it.
Jenny: He sounds brilliant.
Daraja: He believed that sharing information was worth any price. Including abandoning his wife and his child.
Dr. Sharma: Make friends with the dog.
Jenny: But the dog is not real.
Dr. Sharma: Treat it like it is. Crouch down. Hold your hand out. Let it sniff you. Sense you're not a threat.
