Laurie: Wait guys, I read something!
Ellie: Already not a true story.

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Welcome back to Cougar Town. Thanks, TBS. Can we curse on TV now?

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Grayson: Hey, where'd you go just now?
Jules: I was lying on the floor of the tub sobbing. You don't pee in that, right?

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I'm gonna leave before I stab a bitch.

Laurie

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Ellie: Jules Cobb is the light of our group, and as she goes so goes the rest of us. For many years I have been the keeper of that light, but I now pass the torch to you.
Grayson: I'm only taking this torch because I love mime.

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