No one's ever made me a stalker video that I didn't have to see in a courtroom first. I love it.

Laurie

• Permalink: No one's ever made me a stalker video that I didn't have to see ...
• Added: April 09, 2013

John Hughes is a God.

Title Card

• Permalink: John Hughes is a God.
• Added: April 02, 2013

Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Laurie: Yeah.

• Permalink: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank. Texting your mom? Yea...
• Added: April 02, 2013

Don't bum out Jules, not everyone is blessed with our God given lack of judgment.

Laurie

• Permalink: Don't bum out Jules, not everyone is blessed with our God given ...
• Added: April 02, 2013

So all shoplifters are magicians?

Jules

• Permalink: So all shoplifters are magicians?
• Added: April 02, 2013

I don't know what you're thinking, but it's like watching a gay porn with just one dude in it.

Ellie

• Permalink: I don't know what you're thinking, but it's like watching a gay ...
• Added: April 02, 2013

Grocery store jail, seriously?

Laurie

• Permalink: Grocery store jail, seriously?
• Added: April 02, 2013

If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.

Jules

• Permalink: If you don't want to be someone's bitch, you gotta get ripped.
• Added: April 02, 2013

Get crabbin' bitch.

Jules

• Permalink: Get crabbin' bitch.
• Added: March 19, 2013

This episode is funnier if you know that Courteney is terrified of birds.

Title Card

• Permalink: This episode is funnier if you know that Courteney is terrified ...
• Added: March 19, 2013

Jules: When did you get so good at lying?
Ellie: There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice.

• Permalink: When did you get so good at lying? There's no shortcut. Just p...
• Added: March 19, 2013

Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.

• Permalink: Time for family dinner. Uh, if it's family, then why is she he...
• Added: March 19, 2013