Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 3 Quotes
Andy: Ellie's just jealous because she thinks I care more about you than her.
Bobby: Do you?
Andy: Yes, it's not even close.
When you get up from that ottoman I'd go get a pregnancy test.
Jules
Andy: He's your son.
Ellie: He needs to learn.
Travis: Well you're betraying your own life philosophy.
Laurie: Never fight shorthaired bitches?
Park Ranger: You married to one of those guys?
Ellie: No, they're lovers.
Jules: Way to go new guy.
Grayson: New guy? I am a key member of this group. I provide the sizzle.
Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
Grayson: Oh.
[Title Card]: Pay attention. The title: Cougar Town almost makes sense this week.
Dead mom high five!
Jules
How could you not believe me about my mom? You're my best friend, all I ask is that you have blind faith in me, and that you hit me with a shovel if I ever got a toe ring.
Ellie
Since you recently found out you're a dad, I baked you a congrats on your baby-that-you-had-with-a-drunk-that-picked-up-at-your-bar-before-you-started-dating-Jules cake!
Laurie
Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!
