Jet: Since we're going to be grounded for a few more hours, maybe you can make yourself useful.
Spike: More useful than normal?
Jet: That'd be a win.

Spike: T-Bone eats people.
Faye: So?
Spike: So it took seven guys to take him down last time, and he ate the faces off two of them.
Faye: Yeah, but he's worth the most money.
Spike: I like my face.

You'll never know true power until you've tasted the testicles of a man who has wronged you.

Santiago

Chalmers: You just killed the only man in creation that can clear your name. Shit, Jet. You've got the worst luck I've ever seen.
Jet: Yeah, I'm aware of that.

Cowboy Bebop Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Spike: T-Bone eats people.
Faye: So?
Spike: So it took seven guys to take him down last time, and he ate the faces off two of them.
Faye: Yeah, but he's worth the most money.
Spike: I like my face.

You'll never know true power until you've tasted the testicles of a man who has wronged you.

Santiago