Chalmers will be there. With his smiley fucking face. Did I ever tell you that about him? He's always smiling. You first meet the guy and think he's had a stroke or something. Then you realize he's just one happy asshole.

Jet

I tried being reasonable. But I don't like it.

Spike

There's always a choice. That's why you came. I haven't survived on this sweet, spinning sphere by chance. I did it by taking power. You have the power. You control your destiny.

Ana

Spike: You never answered my question.
Jet: Whether I'd put a bullet in him? No. That'd be too quick and painless for that asshole. If I could get away with it, I'd pull Chalmers into a dark alley and put my metal fist right through his smiley fucking face. Make him go through the rest of his miserable life with a face that matches his miserable sense of brotherhood. But I'm not bitter.

Greta: Are you a cheap bastard?
Spike: Not by choice, mistress.

Hakim: That's a good deal. You guys get some kale and I go away for the piece of shit that I am.
Spike: We gotta do something about your self-esteem, Hakim.
Hakim: Yeah, I know.

Cowboy Bebop Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

I tried being reasonable. But I don't like it.

Spike

Chalmers will be there. With his smiley fucking face. Did I ever tell you that about him? He's always smiling. You first meet the guy and think he's had a stroke or something. Then you realize he's just one happy asshole.

Jet