Hector, I'm sorry I missed Hocus Pocus, I was masturbating for five hours.

Rebecca

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• Added: October 19, 2018

Paula: You ran off to go death camping.
Nathaniel: That is offensive, don't call it that. I went concentration camping.

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• Added: October 19, 2018

Yeah, she flushes her tampons, but that is like the worst thing I could say about her.

Heather

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• Added: October 19, 2018

Paula: Hon, have you been online today?
Rebecca: That's a terrifying sentence.

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• Added: October 19, 2018