Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 3: "I Hope Josh Comes to My Party!" Quotes
Greg: You know, I get it now.
Rebecca: What do you get?
Greg: How you feel about Josh. I saw it on your face. It was weird and sad and also kind of beautiful in a pure and un-ironic kind of way.
You're a smart confident woman in charge of your own destiny. That sounded like a tampon commercial.Paula [to Rebecca]
We have a Sam and Diane thing going on, except its unpleasant and unsexy.Rebecca [about Greg]
I perioded on an ultra suede satee in 1987 at Roberta Janatelli's condo and I gotta tell you it was still a great party. I wrapped a sweater around my waist, then hooked up with Bobby Henderson anyway! And I started the whole sweater-around-the-waist trend! So, you're welcome.Paula
Rebecca: Why don't we watch a movie and Buffer [White Josh] can play with my phone? Here ya' go buddy!
White Josh: Whoa! You've got a step counter on here! Whoa, it is very low. I'm gonna catch you up. (Starts walking in circles).