Doing baby laundry makes me want to cry.

Darryl

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• Added: November 09, 2018

Here is your burger and cabbage. They call it the No One Wants That.

Heather

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• Added: November 09, 2018

Nathaniel: I’ve been trying to get an Uber but these idiot drivers keep canceling on me.
Heather: You must have a bad rating.
Nathaniel: The ratings go both ways? Socialists.

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• Added: November 09, 2018

I was at Kate Middleton’s wedding and we barely speak anymore.

Nathaniel

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• Added: November 09, 2018