I love Joshua Felix Chan.

Rebecca

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Josh: Sometimes it’s like you don’t understand me, or even believe in me. It sucks.
Valencia: What? Of course I do! I believe that one day you will focus on our future instead of fun stuff.

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So obviously, I told her we needed some space because not seeing other people is like an inch away from hiring a wedding band. It’s better this way. We have too many differences.

Greg

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Paula: You just need to use what God gave you.
Rebecca: My charm and my wit?
Paula: That’s a weird name for your boobs.
Rebecca: My boobs’ names are Bonnie and Clyde. My ovaries names are Hustle and Flow.

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You know, all my life, I’ve wondered if I was good enough, or smart enough. But now I know you’ve always believed in me. You’ve always supported who I am…You never tried to change me. That means so much. You have no idea.

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Darryl: They used to call me King of the Spread.
Hector: Nice! Because you had your way with the ladies?
Darryl: No, it was because I make pate!

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