Heather: Also using your sexual fluidity as a red herring? Baller move.
Valencia: My pronouns tracked, that was you. Check your assumptions.

Heather: You’re here! How long will you be here?
Valencia: The rest of the series. Of holidays, I mean.

You’re a great replacement for Brendan. A great listener and you didn’t ruin my vagina.

Paula

It’s because I’m drunk and sad and I want you to stop pointing at women.

Valencia

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

Heather: Also using your sexual fluidity as a red herring? Baller move.
Valencia: My pronouns tracked, that was you. Check your assumptions.

Heather: You’re here! How long will you be here?
Valencia: The rest of the series. Of holidays, I mean.