Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 1 Episode 1: "Josh Just Happens to Live Here!" Quotes
Dear God, I don't pray to you because I believe in science. But I don't know what to do. Give me guidance, please. Ah-men. A-men. Amen?
Rebecca Bunch
Rebecca: Where are you from again?
Josh: West Covina, California. 91791!
Rebecca: West Covina, I remember that. That's near the beach, right?
Josh: Yeah, only two hours...well, four in traffic.
To be clear, I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change. Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange. But don't get me wrong if he asked for a date, I would totally be like, 'that sounds great!' Did it sound cool when I said, 'that sounds great'? Okay how about now, [changes tone] 'that sounds great!'
Rebecca
Darryl: My wife, well she's got a very powerful pitbull lawyer, I mean this guy's amazing, one of those real smart Jewish guys.
Rebecca: I’m sorry, I’m Jewish.
Darryl: Really?
Rebecca: Yeah, but it’s okay…
Darryl: I honestly had no idea. That is a tiny nose. It's like a button.
Greg: Why don't we just go [to the party] together?
Rebecca: Great, yeah okay, so you'll come to me...in a car?
Greg: Yes, like a date, cause you're pretty and you're smart and you're ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.
Rebecca: I'm sorry, what were you saying?
Greg: Perfect.
God, what? This is how you get ready? This is horrifying. Like, a scary movie or something...like some, nasty ass patriarchal [bleep]. You know what? I gotta go apologize to some bitches. I'm forever changed after what I just seen.
Rapper
Paula: You wanna go drive by his house?
Rebecca: You know where he lives?
Paula: This is going to be so much fun.
