Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Season 2 Episode 5: "Why Is Josh's Ex-Girlfriend Eating Carbs?" Quotes
I get it; I'm Barb, she's Nancy. I tell myself that she's fragile, but you know, I just had an abortion dammit! It would have been nice to talk to my best friend about it. I'm so sorry, I should not have blurted that out.
Paula
Sunil: Kids. So selfish, am I right? My daughters are also self-involved. They're only three and want to talk about are Pegasuses like, all day.
Paula: Oh, that's not my daughter, that's my best friend.
Sunil: Sorry. Wait, really? She just had that 'me me me me' vibe.
I'm Paula's bitch – kind of.
Sunil
Darryl: Look, when I saw all those Pat Sajaks that you'd been with, I just felt so ordinary and old. But you know, these are my own insecurities, I don't expect you to understand.
White Josh: Why not? You think you're the only one with insecurities?
I don't mind being alone with my thoughts. I'm totally fine alone with my thoughts.
Anna: You fixed the sound, right? Without music, this event is just dirt, so thank you.
Josh: I work out.
Anna: What?
Josh: Yeah.
Rebecca: I'm just realizing how much Josh has taken advantage of me time after time after time and I just laid down and let him. (Valencia starts to cry.) Oh, you're crying.
Valencia: Josh hurt me so much. I broke up with him, but the truth is he left me emotionally long before. I killed the relationship because I had to. It was already dead, and now I am so scared to be alone.
Heather: Hey, bitch! I heard you peed on some stuff!
Valencia: Yeah, I did!
Heather: I always knew I kinda liked you. You're basic, but in an enjoyable way.
Valencia: Thanks, bitch!
Rebecca: Aw guys, we're all bitches!
