Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Fridays 9:00 PM on The CWCrazy Ex-Girlfriend Quotes
Speak softly. Feed frequent snacks. Give them something to suck on? Wow, you know some of this works for adults too.
Greg
Maybe we could be the best versions of ourselves if we are together.
Rebecca
I just came over to see Rebecca. Nothing more than that happened. Hey, can I wash some of these toys? No reason. I just want to help out and wash some of these floor toys for you.
Greg
Heather: Also using your sexual fluidity as a red herring? Baller move.
Valencia: My pronouns tracked, that was you. Check your assumptions.
Heather: You’re here! How long will you be here?
Valencia: The rest of the series. Of holidays, I mean.
You’re a great replacement for Brendan. A great listener and you didn’t ruin my vagina.
Paula
It’s because I’m drunk and sad and I want you to stop pointing at women.
Valencia
What? You think I don’t have a google alert for Rebecca Bunch? You think that I’m not reading the comments section of the Daily Covina?
Naomi
We have seasons in LA. T-shirt, sweatshirt, puffer and tank top.
Josh
How was everyone’s weekend? I went to a pumpkin patch with my mom. She was a little surprised by the invite but I have a cute photo.
Nathaniel
Want a doughnut? I told the man to put the most fattening ones in there.
Nathaniel
That’s Jason, I’ve been on a date with him. He had these greasy smelly balls.
Rebecca
