Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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Rebecca: I have amazing new.
Nathaniel: You're leaving town again?

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Kevin: Where you from?
Heather: I was born in Arizona and then my dad's job transferred us from there to here.
Kevin: No I mean where are your parents from.
Heather: Well my mom is from Michigan and my dad is from Michigan.

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Added: January 26, 2018

Whatever you want to say to me you can say to me, my mom, and our 343 subscribers.
Hector

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Added: January 26, 2018

Stranger: Take it to the alley junkie.
Rebecca: I'm making a miracle.

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Added: January 26, 2018

It could be a drug deal or an affair. Probably a ride sharing app.
George

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Added: January 05, 2018

Shut up! I'm sorry that was mean. Shut up.
Rebecca

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Added: January 05, 2018

All your stuff still works? What if it's expired?
Paula

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Added: January 05, 2018

Honey, if you bought it at a gas station it isn't a heritage.
Paula

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Added: January 05, 2018