Josh: You sent me poop? Your poop?
Paula: Shut up, Josh.

• Permalink: Shut up, Josh.
• Added: February 15, 2018

Sorry I'm late, someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in.

Josh

• Permalink: Sorry I'm late, someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in.
• Added: February 15, 2018

I'm having a party Friday night and you are not invited.

Nathaniel

• Permalink: I'm having a party Friday night and you are not invited.
• Added: February 15, 2018

Dr Pratt: Heather, any concerns?
Heather: Oh yeah. Birth.

• Permalink: Oh yeah. Birth.
• Added: February 15, 2018

This is my girlfriend Beth. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.

Valencia

• Permalink: This is my girlfriend Beth. We are in a love bubble so we always want to be together.
• Added: February 15, 2018

I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!

Rebecca

• Permalink: I look like the host of a Nickelodeon show!
• Added: February 09, 2018

I gotta say, for a blackmailer he is decent on consent.

Rebecca

• Permalink: I gotta say, for a blackmailer he is decent on consent.
• Added: February 09, 2018

Trent: Period sex. Period sex.
Rebecca: No, you don't get to sing that.

• Permalink: No, you don't get to sing that.
• Added: February 09, 2018

We have to buy onion rings every hour just to keep the wifi going.

Beth

• Permalink: We have to buy onion rings every hour just to keep the wifi going.
• Added: February 09, 2018

I do not want to confront you because you are violent and scary and weigh more than me.

Hector

• Permalink: I do not want to confront you because you are violent and scary and weigh more than me.
• Added: February 02, 2018

It's your brand. You have that mug that says office bitch.

Rebecca

• Permalink: It's your brand. You have that mug that says office bitch.
• Added: February 02, 2018

Paula:Where have you been?
Rebecca: Nothing. Nowhere. The janitor is creepy.

• Permalink: Nothing. Nowhere. The janitor is creepy.
• Added: February 02, 2018