Criminal Minds
Thursdays 9:00 PM on CBSCriminal Minds Season 9 Episode 1: "Inspiration" Quotes
JJ: We were this close to going to Ocean City, then I get the text.
Reid: I was in the middle of calculating force times distance times the coefficient of friction to determine how fast I can make a hairpin turn in a Prius.
JJ: You don't have a hybrid, Spence.
Reid: I know but if I did I'd want to know.
Garcia: I say we all demand a vacation.
Reid: From who - the guy that works three jobs? God luck with that.
Who knows were inspiration comes from? Perhaps it arises from desperation. Perhaps it comes from the flukes of the universe, the kindness of the Muses - Amy Tan.
Rossi
Josh Billings once wrote "There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared. Twins."
Hotch
Wallace Hines: What time do you get off?
Anna: Why? You got something planned?
Morgan: You know what they say about desk jobs.
Rossi: Thats how you get the ladies?
Morgan: No. Sitting is the new smoking.
JJ: Hey Garcia.
Garcia: I was starting to feel like the hottest people I know had left me at the altar, but now you're here to kiss me with crime. What's up?
Hotch: Yes, they did talk to me about the Section Chief job.
Reid: Do you want it?
Hotch: I know what I don't want is an outsider coming in and questioning every move that this team makes. I told them that I'd think about it.
This doesn't taste right.
Woman
