Criminal Minds
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Cat: When is she due to give birth?
Reid: Couple of months. Should we talk about price now, or
Cat: Slow down, tiger. What exactly are we negotiating here?
Reid: You know.
Cat: I want to hear you say it.
Reid: To have her killed.
Cat: Wait, he's going to bring a red rose, so we need to go to a nicer place, which is why I switched the restaurant at the last minute.
Reid: Not a problem at all.
Cat: And now I need to change and put something nice on for this place, because I was totally under-dressed and more whole wardrobe makes me look like a Kardashian...You don't know who that is, do you?
Reid: Yeah, no, Robert Kardashian. He got OJ Simpson off. You don't look like his daughter.
Cat: Yeah, no I was making a joke. A bad one.
Reid: No it was good. It was a good joke.
Cat: No it wasn't.
Reid: It was funny. [nervous laughter]
Cat: Tell me about your wife.
Reid: If you don't mind, I'd rather not talk about her.
Cat: Might as well get it out in the open, right? That's why we're here. How long have you been married?
Reid: Four years.
Morgan: Kid. Can I tell you something?
Reid: Yeah.
Morgan: [hugs Reid] I just....
Reid: Yeah.
Morgan: You know?
Reid: I know. I know.
Morgan: Good. Because I mean it.
Cat: You lied to me.
Reid: If it makes you feel any better, I really did look for him. But I couldn't find him. So yeah, I did make it all up.
Cat: Not all of it. You don't pull a whole story about a parent losing her memory out of nowhere. Your mother and the Alzheimer's, that's true. I won.
Reid: How so?
Cat: Because I will get out of here.
Reid: Yeah, in twenty years, maybe. If you're lucky.
Cat: Yeah, that's fine. You know why? Because in twenty years, I'll remember your name, but you won't remember mine.
Hotch: You want to go home?
Garcia: [nods, weeping]
Woman: Gross!
Man: No it's not. Where do you think your food comes from?
Woman: The supermarket?
The clock talked loud. I threw it away. It scared me when it talked - Tillie Olsen.
Hotch
I can do my research from prison. No one can stand in the way of the future.
Boles
Hotch: Garcia!
Garcia: Sir, you scared me.
Hotch: You need to come with me right now.
Garcia: Now, now?
Hotch: Yes, now.
Garcia: Should I change? I'm in my PJs...
Hotch: I'll have someone bring you some clothes. We don't have time to waste.
Garcia: Sir, I'm scared. What's going on?
Hotch: There's been a major break in the case of the hit men hunting you.
Garcia: There has?
Hotch: We may have found a way to bring the whole network down.
Eileen: Listen to me, Ben. When I'm gone, I want you to continue on.
Ben: Eileen--
Eileen: No, I mean it. I want you to live the life that we talked about. I'll be there with you.
Ben: Why should I trust you? You're not even a doctor.
Boles: A doctor can't offer you what I'm offering.
Ben: Because it's not legal, right?
Boles: If your wife is cured, do you care if you broke a few rules?
