Criminal Minds
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Alvez: Do you have any stats that might be able to help me?
Reid: Nope.
We've taken to calling SImmons the Bus Drive because he took you to school.
Lewis [to Alvez]
In some ways the kids manage to keep me young.
Simmons [to Alvez]
You owe me a lot of drinks.
Lewis [to Prentiss]
Let's keep him anyway. He might know something. Plus it's Saturday. If we have to stay here, so does that guy.
Lewis [to J.J.]
[Elizabeth] was that special blend of cranky and bitchy. And I thought, man, I'm not putting up with this.
Billy
Please. Give me a little credit. I've talked guns out of the hands of psychopaths. I can handle one kook who hired a lawyer.
Prentiss [to Rossi]
Kristy: How much has she ...?
Rossi: Two glasses, eight donuts.
Prentiss: [Shouting] SEVEN DONUTS.
Garcia: Should we bring in the rest of the team? Because we do have that [pointing to Alvez] holding us up.
Alvez: Do you remember like 30 seconds ago when you thanked us? We were so young then.
"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend." -- Chuck Palahniuk
Garcia
Prentiss: Also, the more you look at this crib, the more you might consider divorce.
Kristy: Yeah, I checked the color on the web site. It's called Daddy Issues Red.
That color really announces itself.
Rossi [to Simmons]
