After all, what is every man, but a hoard of ghosts? Oaks, that were acorns, that were oaks - Walter de la Mare.

Reid

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• Added: October 30, 2013

Mr. Sykes. We're investigating a murder, and I don't speak in parables so this should be very easy to understand. If you interfere with us in any way, I will see to it that you are charged with, prosecuted for obstruction of justice.

Hotch

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Pervert: Sorry I grabbed you before.
Woman: Leave me the hell alone, or I'm going to go back inside and call security.
Pervert: It's not against the law to apologize.
Woman: It's called stalking and it is against the law. Stop following me.
Pervert: You need to calm down.
Woman: I mean it. If I see you again, I'm calling the cops.

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JJ: So I looked it up. No witches were ever burned at the stake in Salem.
Rossi: Really.
JJ: Death by fire was strictly a European thing.
Rossi: Moral of the story: be selective where you practice your witchcraft.

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• Added: October 30, 2013

Mitch Albom said "death ends a life, not a relationship"

Garcia

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• Added: October 30, 2013

We had a deal. You wanted out of Wichita. Here we are. But you have to lose the 'tude or we're never going to make it. Angel, I swear you are going to love it down there. Ocean, breezes, sunny every day. No where near Wichita.

Eddie

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• Added: October 23, 2013

Samantha: Can I see it?
Eddie: Have you ever handled a gun?
Samantha: No.
Eddie: Then there's your answer.

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• Added: October 23, 2013

Doc #1: Is it true what I heard about this guy?
Doc #2: Yeah. Serial killer almost stabbed him to death. Crazy, huh?

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• Added: October 23, 2013

Hotch: You look so beautiful.
Haley: You're not so bad yourself.
Hotch: I miss you.
Haley: I know.

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• Added: October 23, 2013

Hotch: Jack misses you too.
Haley: Well then you should talk about me more. You should talk more, period. He's not like you. He needs to hear the words.

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• Added: October 23, 2013

Morgan: Well we can't cover everything. Texas is huge.
Reid: 268,581 square miles to be exact. Largest state in the contiguous 48 and the 2nd most populous. Don't mess with Texas.

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• Added: October 23, 2013

Foyet: I hope I didn't miss anything.
Hotch: What's he doing here?
Haley: It's okay. I invited him.
Foyet: Wowza. She is hot.
Haley: Isn't she?
Foyet: I would tear that up. Hey, I'll bet she's a real tiger in the sack, huh? Popcorn?
Hotch: No!
Foyet: Would you like some?
Haley: Ooh. Yes. Thank you.

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• Added: October 23, 2013