Criminal Minds
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Carla: You stopped believing me just then.
Hotch: Because you stopped telling the truth.
Carla: Why couldn't I be the perfect mom and have the perfect kids like all the other moms? I deserve that!
Hotch: Yes you do.
Jesse: I know this going to sound totally weird but I was hoping we could do this one together.
Wallace: That's not weird. That's not weird at all.
Morgan: We're looking for a Mr. Bill Robbins.
Robbins: The sun and the moon have arrived. I'm ready to join you in your golden chariot.
Reid: We'd like to ask you a few questions, if you have a moment?
Robbins: Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yes! My life is the answer to your questions.
They mess you up, your mom and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had, and add some extra, just for you - Philip Larkin.
Hotch
JJ: We were this close to going to Ocean City, then I get the text.
Reid: I was in the middle of calculating force times distance times the coefficient of friction to determine how fast I can make a hairpin turn in a Prius.
JJ: You don't have a hybrid, Spence.
Reid: I know but if I did I'd want to know.
Garcia: I say we all demand a vacation.
Reid: From who - the guy that works three jobs? God luck with that.
Who knows were inspiration comes from? Perhaps it arises from desperation. Perhaps it comes from the flukes of the universe, the kindness of the Muses - Amy Tan.
Rossi
Josh Billings once wrote "There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared. Twins."
Hotch
Wallace Hines: What time do you get off?
Anna: Why? You got something planned?
Morgan: You know what they say about desk jobs.
Rossi: Thats how you get the ladies?
Morgan: No. Sitting is the new smoking.
JJ: Hey Garcia.
Garcia: I was starting to feel like the hottest people I know had left me at the altar, but now you're here to kiss me with crime. What's up?
