Cristela Season 1 Episode 9: "It's Not About the Tamales" Quotes
What are you two doing? Besides ruining everything.
Natalia
Josh: Um, you know I, I kind of like seeing you outside of work.
Cristela: Oh yeah?
Josh: Yeah.
Cristela: I guess I am kind of bringing it with this hoodie.
Hey, check it out. I'm going to take an elfie.
Alberto
Daniela: Josh is staying. Hi, I'm Daniela, Cristela's sister. Join our family.
Cristela: Oh God, who would want to?
Cristela: How do you look so good at four in the morning?
Daniela: I have no idea. I don't even try.
Cristela: Well, no doubt who the best looking person in the family is.
Natalia: Ah, Eddie. Handsome Eddie. He has the jawline of a movie star.
Daniela: And the waistline of a movie watcher.
Bright lights? Jesus was born in a manger, not Las Vegas.
Natalia [to Daniela]
I get it. I mean he shows up, I'm in third place. Thank God we don't have a pet.
Cristela [to Daniela]
Who needs Christmas lights, when Eddie's smile lights up the room.
Natalia
Izzie: Well, my favorite part of Christmas is you, Daddy.
Felix: Izzie we're done with the shopping.
