Bart did a lot for this town. And his new casino here was going to drive more business to the region. Forget about the damn tortoises. That's what I call a symbiotic ecosystem.

Cicero

So we have a puzzle and a scavenger hunt and maybe drinks. I'm in.

Penny

Way more your vibe than Allie, bro.

Trey [to Folsom]

Can I just say I hate when y'all bring me spare limbs. The paperwork is weird.

Milton

Allie: Someone would kill a bunch of people over reptiles?
Maxine: Stranger things have happened. But that would be right up there.

Allie: Cleaning up after a case should not feel like we're committing a whole another crime.
Folsom: What do you want? They helped us solve a double homicide, they gave their lives to science, and now they don't fit in the trash.

It's not [Trey]. Duty calls.

Allie [to Folsom]

Maxine: So can you bring our little girl back to life?
Tumame: All I need is a quiet work area.
Maxine: I know just the place.

Greg: Well, I have been lumberjacking since I left CSI.
Beau: Really?
Greg: No. I've been writing a book. But I do own several flannel shirts.

Don't tell me how I feel. You don't know how I feel. You haven't lived with the loss of your baby for 41 years.

Raquel [to Maxine]

Tumame: Maxine Roby, meet our little Jane Doe.
Maxine: We have your face. Now all we need is your name.

Mrs. Williams, if you walk out on me, you walk out on Phoebe.

Max [to Raquel]

CSI: Vegas Quotes

Deputy: The detectives are asking if there's any more guns in the house.
Brass: Guns? Sure. There's a bunch. But LVPD is good at their jobs. They'll find them.

Maxine: The homeowner is Jim Brass.
Allie: Is this going to be like the time I didn't know who Drew Carey was.