Don't tell me how I feel. You don't know how I feel. You haven't lived with the loss of your baby for 41 years.

Raquel [to Maxine]

If it doesn't end bad, sometimes it just doesn't end, Max.

Daniel [to Max]

Catherine: He signed his work?
Allie: He's not just signing his work. He's giving us the finger.

Byron: You know we have a fully stocked mini-fridge in our hotel room.
Maxine: I am not paying $10 for bottled water, not even after the apocalypse. Your mom's a civil servant, not a high roller.

Folsom: You think this is a good idea: to sit down with Ted? He's the one who put you in the crosshairs.
Max: Well, now he's mine.

Save it for your manifesto, buddy!

Serena [to Winter]

Allie: How'd it go?
Sonya: Well, [Jack] is wearing the same clothes as yesterday.
Max: She was talking about the autopsy.

Catherine: Winters did say anyone, anywhere.
Max: Yeah, but he didn't tell us who's next.

Catherine: You put him up to this.
Hester: Actually, I didn't. Ron's playing his own game now. Whatever he does next will be a surprise to us all.

Allie: Jack, we're going to save your sister. I promise you.
Jack: You're not supposed to make promises to the family.
Allie: I know. But I'm making one anyway.

Allie: I was so sure, I was so certain that she was responsible for all of these murders.
Maxine: Some twisted soul was holding Dr. Auerbach responsible for something.

This reminds me of a "Where's Waldo?" nightmare I had, a candy-cane-striped hellscape.

Penny [to Catherine]

CSI: Vegas Quotes

Deputy: The detectives are asking if there's any more guns in the house.
Brass: Guns? Sure. There's a bunch. But LVPD is good at their jobs. They'll find them.

Maxine: The homeowner is Jim Brass.
Allie: Is this going to be like the time I didn't know who Drew Carey was.