CSI Quotes
For what it's worth, I've loved you since Tuesday.
Ellen Whitebridge
I don't think you know where the truth ends and your lies begin.
Greg
Ray: You ever been to Burning Man?
Catherine: I have now.
Catherine: What did Jell-O man ever do to you?
Ray: Some men were just made to suffer.
Why can't people die closer to the road?
David
Spartan: I mean, what guy's gonna dress like a Spartan if he doesn't have to?
Greg: I can think of about three hundred.
Carrot Top: I get like one phone call, don't I?
Brass: You don't need a lawyer, Top.
Carrot Top: I know. I need my publicist.
Brass: Hogtied, in your boxer shorts, passed out on zebra skin, that's the kinda an image you can't get out of your head.
Carrot Top: It's an image we'd all like to get out of our heads. Thanks for bringing it up.
Carrot Top and a dead hooker. Why am I not laughing?
Catherine
Hodges: I've been defrauded.
Ray: And de-thumbed.
Nick: She's most sincerely dead.
Greg: I suppose it would be tasteless to mention the hundred bucks you owe me.
Nick: Extremely.
Greg: And to quote, "She's not only merely dead. She's really most sincerely dead."
Nick: I beg to differ, Dorothy.
Greg: If you knew your Wizard of Oz, you'd know that it was the Munchkin coroner that pronounced her dead. Not the girl with the dog.
