CSI Quotes
Nothing throws cold water on a guy's libido like two cops out for a midnight stroll.
Detective Reed
I've got point. Don't shoot me in the ass.
Detective Reed
Rosalind: Have you ever heard of fracking?
Ray: Sounds like a sci-fi expletive.
Everything that happens to us, good and bad, is a part of us. It took me a long time to realize that... uh... it doesn't have to define who we are. We get to decide.
Sara
Greg: So far we have nothing to identify our shredder guy?
Hodges: Maybe this shred of evidence will help.
Sara: We just went through a truck load of garbage and dead body. I still smell, don't I?
Ray: You don't want the answer to that.
Doc Robbins: Our victim was DBS.
Catherine: DBS?
Doc Robbins: Dead Before Shred.
Believe me I get it. Two ships passing... it takes a while for the fog to clear.
Sara
Nick: What's the code for suspicious ooze?
Ray: 666... well, at least, the primordial variety. Stuff of heaven and hell.
Langston: We need to take a look at your dinosaurs.
Hodges: And we are going to need to see two of them fight.
Langston: (rolls eyes) no we don't.
Hodges: Aw, come on...
The time you spent burning that woman's last hope of finding her daughter, you should have been burning your shirt.
Brass
I bet you are wondering how a man with so many maps in front of him could be so lost.
Nick
