I bet you are wondering how a man with so many maps in front of him could be so lost.

Nick

Langston: The regular spacing, the curvilinear pattern is what you would expect from a bite mark.
David: A bite mark? From what?
Langston: Godzilla.

I don't get it, so we're trash whispering now?

Nick

You can be traumatized and still take out the damn trash. There's no excuse for this.

Nick

I appreciate Nick doing the Y incision for me, though I generally prefer a scalpel to a boot.

Dr. Robbins

I think I just became evidence.

Nick

Nick: How could someone live like this?
Sara: Smells more like somebody died like this.

That leaves us one question. Who is Ian Moone?

Langston

No finger prints, no trace, no DNA. As of right now he is forensic proof.

Catherine

Hodges: I have a fetish.
Nick: Should I close the door?

Greg: After you.
Catherine: I don't do attics, I am dirty enough.

Catherine: Two picture's with carved out faces and an upside down award.
Langston: It's up to us to make it right side up.

CSI Season 11 Quotes

Haskell: I want Ray to live a long time so he thinks of me every time he unzips his pants
Brass: Yeah, he will remember what a putz you are.

Brass: You know what this button does.
Ray: Morphine clouds my thinking.