I don't mean to insult your intelligence but water isn't supposed to blow up like that.

Nick

Nothing throws cold water on a guy's libido like two cops out for a midnight stroll.

Detective Reed

I've got point. Don't shoot me in the ass.

Detective Reed

Rosalind: Have you ever heard of fracking?
Ray: Sounds like a sci-fi expletive.

Everything that happens to us, good and bad, is a part of us. It took me a long time to realize that... uh... it doesn't have to define who we are. We get to decide.

Sara

Greg: So far we have nothing to identify our shredder guy?
Hodges: Maybe this shred of evidence will help.

Sara: We just went through a truck load of garbage and dead body. I still smell, don't I?
Ray: You don't want the answer to that.

Doc Robbins: Our victim was DBS.
Catherine: DBS?
Doc Robbins: Dead Before Shred.

Believe me I get it. Two ships passing... it takes a while for the fog to clear.

Sara

Nick: What's the code for suspicious ooze?
Ray: 666... well, at least, the primordial variety. Stuff of heaven and hell.

Langston: We need to take a look at your dinosaurs.
Hodges: And we are going to need to see two of them fight.
Langston: (rolls eyes) no we don't.
Hodges: Aw, come on...

The time you spent burning that woman's last hope of finding her daughter, you should have been burning your shirt.

Brass

CSI Season 11 Quotes

Haskell: I want Ray to live a long time so he thinks of me every time he unzips his pants
Brass: Yeah, he will remember what a putz you are.

Brass: You know what this button does.
Ray: Morphine clouds my thinking.