Spent a lot of my life hating how much she loved him.

J.R.

Bullets don't seem to have much of an effect on me darlin'.

J.R.

Time has not been kind to that face.

J.R.

I will get Southfork back because you shouldn't have to pay for my sins.

J.R.

Annie: It might be fun having J.R. at Southfork.
Bobby: Oh yeah, it'll be great having a rattlesnake in the house.

There's always side effects with drugs. Hair loss isn't one of them, right?

Bobby

I don't blame you for trying to screw me.

J.R.

J.R.: Did you think you could get around on J.R. Ewing?
John Ross: I sure did.

J.R. Now I loved my daddy and I respected my daddy, but most importantly, I feared my daddy.

J.R.: It feels good doesn't it?
John Ross: Almost sinful.

Dallas Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

J.R. Now I loved my daddy and I respected my daddy, but most importantly, I feared my daddy.

J.R.: It feels good doesn't it?
John Ross: Almost sinful.