You let that Barnes girl get a piece of our company and you're inviting a vampire into our home. She'll suck the life out of us.

J.R.

It's not like the old days where we use to knock 'em back for no reason at all.

Bobby

You asked me teach you every dirty trick I know to get Ewing Energies. I teach by example.

J.R.

You work on rigs for years you tend to make friends. Maybe it's different in laboratories where you guys just play with your own little microscopes all day.

John Ross

What do you want with Christopher's scraps anyway?

J.R.

I think it's so cute the way you guys agree on everything.

John Ross

What do father's say? I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. Well I am both.

J.R.

You found high velocity blood splatter in her condo. How much more obvious does it need to be?

Christopher

It's a rare and beautiful thing when enemies share the same enemy.

J.R.

We both know that rich folks don't go to jail but people who clean up after them do.

J.R

It's a sad day when an old man can sneak up on a super ninja.

J.R.

I was married to your father for 17 years. I think I know when I'm being played.

Sue Ellen

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby