J.R.: You go to Hell Barnes.
Cliff: I would but it seems like you cornered that market.

Perhaps I should have paid more attention to you over the years because now you're desperately looking for love from men who can only use you.

Cliff

If your heart weren't so small, you'd be dead. I'd wish you were dead.

Annie

Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.

J.R.

Just cause he's a pussy doesn't mean he ain't smart.

John Ross

No baby brother of mine is going to spend his twilight years in jail.

J.R.

You can't change the past. The future, that's a different story.

Sue Ellen

You really shoot Ryland or are you just protecting that trigger happy wife of yours?

J.R.

When you have children, you can never give up. No matter what.

Sue Ellen

You let that Barnes girl get a piece of our company and you're inviting a vampire into our home. She'll suck the life out of us.

J.R.

It's not like the old days where we use to knock 'em back for no reason at all.

Bobby

You asked me teach you every dirty trick I know to get Ewing Energies. I teach by example.

J.R.

Dallas Season 2 Quotes

Love is for pussies.

John Ross

You know how they say men make up for their manhood by buying fast cars? Well, that goes double for diamonds.

John Ross