I'm going to go to the chapel and pray that God's will be done, whatever the hell that is.

John

Eric: Just... be careful, will you?
Sami: I don't really do careful, but if I need you, I'll call you.

Susan [as Kristen]: Kristen?
Kristen [as Susan]: Don't call me. And don't say my name. If anyone hears, the jig is up.
Susan: The jig is already up.
Kristen: Why, did someone figure out who you are?
Susan: No, not yet. All I'm saying is that if the jig is up it's cause I lifted it.
Kristen: What does that even mean?
Susan: It means I have a bone to pick with you. There's no sundae bar. You lied to me.

Sloan: Our first time making love as husband and wife.
Eric: Did it feel different?
Sloan: Oh, I felt... I felt more connected to you.
Eric: I felt it too.
Sloan: Are you sure?

Rafe: Maybe this is all is a mistake!
Adriana: What is?
Rafe: Letting Eduardo back in our lives, that's what!
Adriana: So we abandon him?
Rafe: He abandoned us!
Adriana: That is not what you do with family. Maybe now, this moment, is where your father needs us the most.

Maybe before we met, you were a ruthless sociopath bent on world domination, but I like to think I brought out your gentler, softer side.

Leo

Andre: Looking for someone?
Kate: I had hoped Lucas would be here.
Andre: Of course he'll be here. His granddaughter is walking down the aisle. He wouldn't want to miss that.
Kate: If he's drunk enough, he won't care.
Andre: I'm sorry he had his relapse. I know how painful that is for you.
Kate: I feel sorry for Lucas. His heart is broken. I feel like Will is the only one who can help him right now.

Chad: Stephanie and I talked about it. We're on the same page.
Steve: Well, I think you'd better turn to a new page.

Rafe: I'm sorry that you overheard me and Sami talking.
Ciara: You mean you're sorry that I found out that you cheated on my mother.

Theresa: You sound so shocked. Yes I donate blood and I'm nice to my grandmother and small children, that is when I’m not biting the heads off chickens.
Melanie: Sadly that last part I can believe.

Everett: You didn't tell your boyfriend ab out running into me?
Stephanie: It's not like I kept it from him. I had an early meeting this morning and last night when he got home --
Everett: Look, I know you two are having problems. I saw you arguing at the Pub, remember?
Stephanie: That was no big deal.
Everett: You ran out in tears.
Stephanie: You really shouldn't spy on people, Everett. It's creepy and weird.

Marlena: Li, I realize that your feelings for Gabi are heightened. That's one of the things we need to work on.
Li: And I can hear the concern in your voice, but I can assure you that I was speaking figuratively when I said Gabi is dead to me. What I meant was, I am eager to put this toxic relationship with my ex-wife behind me.