Did you think that being with this liar was better than being with the other one?

Brady

I had hoped that motherhood would improve her character.

Victor

You've got no right, no right to judge Kristen. Your love for me, Dad, is just as twisted.

Brady

Roman: I hear Hollywood can be tough.
Sami: Really, then they better watch out for me.

My daughter does not get to pick out any of the movies. OK? The stuff she likes and wishes she could watch, I swear to God it would make Hannibal Lecter hide his head.

Hope

I'm sorry Dandelion, but no matter how much wine and weed you ply the poor stud with this time, even the ever forgiving Brady, he ain't giving you a pass on this one.

Anne

I don't want to hear it. You're always heart broken and devastated.

Brady

See the thing is with those beautiful people, you know with their perfect bone structure and their gorgeous hair and their boobs and their big green eyes. It's like they're so used to people kissing their ass they have absolutely no humility.

Anne

Maybe the good news is that Will probably won't have the time to write exposes on his friends and family in Salem.

Abigail

Jennifer: We will just get her on over here and I will go hide the silver.
Abigail: Well, you might want to hide the vodka while you're at it.
Jennifer: No, I'll have that.

Being book smart doesn't mean that you're not life stupid and you're majorly life stupid.

Rory

Daniel: We were both in a really bad place.
Nicole: A place, you'd have to be in a horrible place like the third circle of hell.