Why is it that you're the one who screws up our life and I'm the one who has to defend myself?

Sonny

Stay away from her. Was that ambiguous? Require illustrations, flashcards maybe?

Victor

So did you have somebody watching me or do you have cameras in my bedroom and do you have any notes on my performance?

Chad

JJ: Daniel, please. You are my last chance.
Daniel: Your last chance was a long time ago.

I'm doing what I'm doing because I don't want my son to know that the sight of his mother disgusts me.

Brady

Eric: He was trying to kill you.
Nicole: I noticed.

I am dead. Paul's shiny air-brushed chest on every billboard in the country?

Will

Thank you for loving me even though I'm me.

Nicole

Man, who knew that the truth could be so useful!

Theresa

Do you get this worked up when you're with Benny boy or is it just me?

Chad

Abe: Well maybe motherhood will mellow her.
John: A tranquilizer dart couldn't mellow her.

If you cross a Kiriakis, it's only a matter of time before it comes back to haunt you.

Victor