Joey: You almost killed Kristen?
Steve: Don't worry, son. It was just an act.
Joey: What do you mean?
Steve: Well, right before I put my hands around her throat, I made a whole lot of noise, hoping that someone would come in and break it up before things went too far. Lo and behold, Johnny Dimera walks in. When he was taking care of Kristen, I planted a bug.

Philip: I am not your son!
Vivian: I carried you in my womb for nine months.
Philip: So what, you think I owe you?

Jake: This is none of your business!
Kristen [disguised as Kate]: Is that any way to talk to the father of my child?
Roman: Children!
Kristen: I didn't mean it literally!

Rafe: The two of you were sitting here looking into each other’s eyes! What am I supposed to think?
Hope: You’re supposed to trust your wife!

Sarah: I knew I couldn't let my child grow up around your toxic influence, so I did what I thought I had to do to keep her safe.
Xander: Right. So once again, Sarah Horton played God. But not just with my life. With my daughter's. Because Sarah Horton never makes a mistake. She never makes a wrong choice or a regrettable call of any kind. Sarah Horton knows what's best for everyone. God, it must be so nice to be so damn perfect.

Stefan: How'd you get out of prison?
Vivian: I found a pickaxe on the floor and chiseled my way to freedom. Come on, hasn't anyone ever heard of good behavior?

Jack: Is there any news about JJ?
Jennifer: Like you care.
Jack: I do. I may not remember it, but he is my son.
Jennifer: If you cared, you would have left Haley alone.
Jack: I was trying to protect him! She was using him and she's doing it again.
Jennifer: JJ went on the run with Haley because of you. You sold your soul to score political points.

Xander: Ava Vitali killed Susan, not me.
Sarah: SHe neer would have gotten her hands on Susan if you hadn't kidnapped her.
Xander: That's your interpretation. That's not the facts.
Sarah: You want the facts? The fact is that in spite of all the pain and suffering that you caused me and pretty much everyone around me, I continued to believe your bull about how you had changed.

Sloan: I just want to know how we're proceeding with that settlement offer.
Paulina: Settlement offer. Right. Apparently this is what we're calling blackmail these days.
Chanel: This is what you do for a living? You represent clients who want to make bank by extorting people and they're too afraid to show their faces? You really are scum.

Roman: Good morning, gentlemen.
Clyde: Well, look who you callin' gentleman.
Roman: You.
Clyde: In the flesh. I guess you haven't heard the good news. I was released on parole. Yes siree, I'm a free man. No thanks to you. [to Ben] I'm sure you remember that your wife's uncle here wasn't always just a friendly neighborhood pub owner. Back when he was police commissioner, he sent his protege undercover to try to take down the business I was running.
Roman: You know what, that is correct, if you can call an illegal drug operation a business.
Clyde: I was just trying to make a livin'
Ben: All right, let's not pick any fights with Roman right now, Dad. Roman was doing his job, his job was to bust people who are breaking the law, and you were breaking the law. With that being said, my father's past is now behind him. He has paid for his crimes and he is now on the straight and narrow.
Clyde: That's right. And as soon as breakfast is over, I'm headed out to start lookin' for a job.
Roman: Heh. Good luck with that.
Clyde: By the way, Roman, what are the chances of you hiring me?
Roman: Okay... so you want me to hire you?
Clyde: Sure. I've got a lot of kitchen experience. And I see by the sign in your window you're lookin' for a short-order cook.
Roman: Yeah, you know what? I should have said 'short-order cook who didn't try to blow up the whole city.'
Clyde: Oh, man. You law and order types talk a good game when it comes to rehabilitation, but when it comes right down to it, you'd rather lock us up and throw away the key, wouldn't ya? I mean, I've done my time, I'm trying to put my life back together for Ben's sake, for his wife's sake, for my grandchild's sake. But if I can't find a job, they're gonna throw me right back in Statesville. Is that fair?

You are a wonderful person with a big heart, and if Brady can't see that, he doesn't deserve you.

Shane

Chloe: I haven't changed my mind about our engagement. But maybe you want to change yours about marrying me.
Xander: What? Why?
Chloe: Because Sarah's pregnant.