Gabi: Rafe left town? I can't believe he didn't tell me!
Eli: Maybe he didn't want to talk to you after what you did to Chad and Abigail, not to mention what you did to my grandma.
Gabi: I had nothing to do with pushing that old bat down the stairs!
Eli: You're not really helping your case with that argument.

I had Abigail locked up in that mental hospital, and she was my best friend. So imagine what I'll do to my worst enemy.

Gabi

JJ: Eve's using you to hurt mom just like she used me!
Jack: What, she tried to get you to sleep with her too?

Brady: What's with the flowers? Don't tell me you have a secret admirer.
Chloe: Maybe I do.

JJ: Haley, you're in trouble. You need a friend.
Haley: I can't ask you, not after everything you've already done for me.
JJ: Yes, you can. You don't have to do this alone. Let me help.
Haley: You were right the other day. I'm a criminal.
JJ: A criminal? What, unpaid parking tickets?
Haley: I wish. I've already said too much... you can't understand.
JJ: I understand that you tried to kill yourself. I understand that you feel all alone, that your sister's abandoned you.
Haley: No, it's not like that! It's... I'm illegal.
JJ: Illegal?
Haley: I'm an undocumented immigrant. And if it were to get out, it could hurt my sister's career.
JJ: To hell with your sister. What about what it's doing to you?

Jennifer: I don't care about your platform. I care about you, Jack. You might not remember who you are, but this town does, and if you run things are going to come out. Did Eve tell you any of this?
Jack: No.
Jennifer: Of course not. That's because Eve doesn't care about you. Eve is all about Eve and she always has been.
Jack: So you keep trying to tell me.
Jennifer: I'm trying to protect you.
Jack: I might not remember who I am, but do you think I'm not smart enough to see right through Eve?

Salem is starting to look like The Walking Dead.

Eli

Rafe: I hate to leave you like this. But this isn't a choice between you and Sami, or about our marriage. I love you, you're the most important thing to me. Could you please say something?
Hope: [crying] Have a safe trip.

John: I'm sorry, Doc. Xander deserves to be punished for what he did to you.
Marlena: I don't want revenge.

Chloe: I have to say, Rex, you're an idiot.
Rex: Cause I slept with her sister. I know.
Chloe: No, cause you told her about it!
Rex: What was I supposed to say? She said she'd give me another chance if I told her the truth.
Chloe: That's when you make something up. Tell her you slept with me, or the Chicago Bears team, or you were so drunk you don't remember, anything is better than telling her you slept with her sister.

If your argument is that I'm taking your baby away, that's a bad argument.

Stefan

Marlena: Will feels awkward about asking you because of Paul.
John: You know what? I was upset at first that you lied to Paul, but with time and distance I can see that you were trying to do the right thing, be there for him even though your heart belonged to Sonny. Paul's my son and I'd do anything for him, but you're family too and there's not anything I wouldn't do for you either.