Nicole: If it's so safe around here, why are you running around with a gun in your purse?
Hillary: Habit. I'm on a three-months leave of absence, that's why I came up here. In my real life, I'm a cop.

You know how it drives me crazy that you worry about me all the time? Well, that's a bunch of bull. I need you here to worry about me.


Adrienne: Damn, damn, damn...
Kate: Oh, honey. You seemed so calm just then.
Adrienne: With all of them staring at me, what was I supposed to do? Oh God, I'm screaming inside.
Kate: Oh, no, now I understand. I do. Now what is it?
Adrienne: I got up this morning and I looked at my breasts and... Oh God, Kate, it hit me. Gone. They're gonna cut them off of me. And everyone wants me to be lucky and feel lucky that I'm having the reconstruction right away but God, that's a whole 'nother world of scary.

Eric [on phone]: At 16, you're old enough to make your own decisions, but you still have to live with your parents. I understand if you don't want to see them. Here at the Horton Center, your physical and emotional well-being come first. So why don't you come here and talk about it? I'll be here. Just ask for Eric. See you soon.
Jennifer: That. was. amazing.

Sonny: Brady. You'll never believe what Deimos did now.
Brady: Yes, I can. I just can't get pulled into the middle of it.
Sonny: Of course. What was I thinking? Nicole's your priority. Screw our family, right?
Brady: Stop it. Nicole is my friend.
Sonny: You're in love with her, aren't you? Again?
Brady: Why does everyone keep assuming that?

Eduardo: All right, what is going on here? Why do you feel a need to kick this girl when she's down?
Kate: She's down? She's always down and out, and it's always her fault. Eddie, she got pregnant by a dead man. She used another woman's eggs. She failed to share that information with anyone, including the biological mother. And SHE'S the damsel in distress?

Jen: So... ready to sign on the dotted line?
Eric: Yeah. Before I do this, I think there's one thing you and I need to get straight.
Jen: Is there something wrong with the contract?
Eric: No, I just want to make sure it's clear that I'm just signing off for a trial.
Jen: Oh yeah, it says that right there at the bottom of the first page.
Eric: Jen, it's more than a contract. I can't stop my parents from getting their hopes up. It's more important that you know -
Jen: I know. I know that if you start feeling like the walls are closing in on you, it's important that you have a way out.
Eric: You get it.
Jen: I do.
Eric: Does Maggie know I'm coming back?
Jen: I didn't want to tell her until I knew for sure.
Eric: What about Nicole?

Theo: You wanna make love right now?
Claire: Well, that's what I said.
Theo: I know. I just, um.
Claire: You just what?
Theo: I, um, wasn't expecting it to happen so soon.
Claire: You wanna wait a year or two?
Theo: No. It's just, it's a big step, you know. It's just very... grown-up.

Roman: So it was your mom that wore you down.
Eric: I don't think it was just Mom.
Roman [sips his coffee]: This is worse than the station house.
Eric: Yeah, well that'll teach you to stop by unannounced.
Roman: That'll teach YOU not to answer your texts. Eric, I wanna tell you something. I'm very happy about this but, you know, I get that you're worried about coming home. But I think once you get around family and friends...
Eric: Dad. I said I would meet with the people from the Horton Center and see how it goes.
Roman: It's gonna go great, you know why? You got a way about you. You help people turn their lives around.

Deimos: You must know that you're not welcome here.
Chloe: Where the hell is Nicole?
Deimos: You honestly think that I would even tell you?
Chloe: The police are looking for her and Holly. If you helped Nicole kidnap Holly, you are going back to prison right alongside her.
Deimos: You know, I don't need a lecture from you about who belongs in prison. How can you even live with yourself after what you've done to Nicole?
Chloe: I did nothing but protect Holly from you. Nicole was just too lovesick to see it. And to think she was going to let you be a father to that little girl? But I know what kind of monster you really are. [Deimos laughs] What, you think this is funny?
Deimos: You stole your best friend's baby, Chloe! So why don't we be honest here? Who is the real monster?

Nicole: It's okay, sweetheart. Mommy's here and I'm never gonna let anyone take you away from me again. Not Chloe, not anyone. [Brady comes in]. Find them?
Brady: I spoke to the clerk. Tiffany and her boyfriend left this morning. They took everything. They're long gone.
Nicole: Along with all my cash.
Brady: I know it's upsetting.
Nicole: I'm not upset. I'm pissed! That bitch pretended to be my friend. She bought me formula and diapers. The whole time she was just plotting to rob me. I mean, how can I be so stupid?
Brady: You aren't stupid. You were desperate and you were alone.

Eduardo: Hey. Come in.
Kate: Thank you.
Eduardo: Well this is a lovely surprise. Can I get you something? Something to drink?
Kate: No. I won't be staying long. I just came by to deliver a message.
Eduardo: Oh. That's too bad. A message from Andre?
Kate: No, from me. I don't want your gifts. I don't want anything from you.

Days of Our Lives Quotes

Nicole: [walking through house in towel] I know I left my flip flops in here somewhere.
Scooter: [whistles] Looking for these?
Nicole: Get out of here!
Scooter: Oh come on, Misty baby. I just came over here to borrow a cup of sugar.
Nicole: Don't call me that.
Scooter: You're all the sugar that I need. Bridgette, I saw Freddie leave with the kids. It's just the two of us. ANd I love what you're wearing.
Nicole: I told you, I am so not interested.
Scooter: Don't worry about anyone finding out. It'll just be our little secret.
Nicole: Like hell!
Scooter: You say one word to the wife and I'll blow the whistle on who you used to be.
Nicole: You know, I was forced into porn, okay, and that was like, 20 years ago. My husband understands. No one else is gonna care.
Scooter: Oh, I'm not talkin' about Misty Circle, porno queen. I'm talkin' about Nicole Walker. Kidnapper, fugitive from justice. Yep, that's right. I know your real secret.

You of all people should know a lie when you hear one.