Desperate Housewives Season 6 Quotes
I have an expensive, worthless art degree that says I know what I'm talking about.
Susan
You can never go wrong with a genuine compliment.
Bree
You mean the woman whose parents named her after cheese? I like my robots to be more life-like.
Gaby [on Bree]
Really, does it look like I eat cake?
Gaby
Hi. I'm having a problem with Mike and his male ego. Long story short, can I clog your drain?
Susan
Try not to take too long because I miss you already.
Lynette [to Preston]
I pay for the clothes it wears, the massages it receives, and the implants it will one day require. If I don't own it, I'm at least a major stockholder!
Carlos [on Gaby's eggs]
Tom: So, Paris, Prague, Madrid... it sounds like you guys saw everything.
Lynette: But you still haven't told us how you two met.
Preston: Well, uh, the first time I saw Irina was on a beach in Nice.
Irina: It was, uh, how you say in english? The... (she gestures)
Tom: T-topless?
Irina: Yes!
Lynette: Oh, you really did see everything.
Mike: Did you just say Katherine is a leprechaun?
Susan: Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian.
Mike: Okay. The first one made more sense.
Susan: Apparently, the other night, Katherine and Robin got a little drunk...
Mike: Hold it. Robin?
Susan: Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too.
Think of a world where the toilet seat is never up! This is our time to take them down!
Lynette
I haven't taken a nap since Juanita crowned.
Gabrielle
Tom: How could you forget her birthday?
Lynette: I'm pregnant. I forget pants sometimes.
